Wednesday, August 27, 2008
6:02 AM ●

i shant continue being like this
what's the point?
anyway
today was such a nice day
i laughed so hard at quite a few things

number one!
today during IH
miss van dijk let us watch some human tetris thing (to let us destress!)
wl it was damn funny!
its like this game
and the people are standing on this platform
and then the platform will start moving towards this wall thing
which has a shape hole thingy!
and the guy has to like arrange himself into a position so that he can get through the shape
if he doesnt
he'll just get knocked off by the wall thingy (since he cant go through) and fall into the water
i tell you some of the shapes are DAMN awkward!
i laugh like some crazy mannn
then there was this one guy
the shape of the hole was like a little man doing a half split!
and the hole was above ground level
so the guy tried to jump split through
and couldnt!
and he whacked his cock on the wall thingo
and then he was rolling around in pain in the shallow pool thing below
ohmygawddd that one i laugh until tummy ache

and then miss van dijk let us watch some fanta advert
fanta is a drink btw
and its like these crazy teachers (all jap) come into the jap class and try to teach
and they are super weird
like MR. DRAGON or MR DJ!
hahaha its kinda hard to describe but its also funny ;D
and there's the MS. SOAP OPERA
who was teaching normally halfway when suddenly some random guy banged into the class
and she rushed into his arms and went like "How could you leave me!"
or something like that
it was suuuuper weird LOLLL
and if you were wondering how the drink came in
after each teacher went
the students will open a can and say some statement about the teacher
therefore advertising FANTA!
hahahaha

then after that she tried to get us to do the worksheet
then she went to play some ocean music
it was just the sound of waves crashing on the beach
then kelly was like "tsunami!"
hahahaha
and apparently it just goes on like that for one hour
and its the only track in the cd
and miss van dijk had it imported from the UK(?) or was it US
haha either way
its still weird!
and she says she's going to bring the rainforest one next lesson
LOLLLLL
and im borrowing the thunderstorm one from her to burn xD
i like the sound hehe

and then during bio it was also damn funny
cos she was like talking about the jugular vein/artery
and if you happen to cut it
(like at your neck or something)
the blood can spurt out up to like few metres high!
and also spurts out according to your heartbeat also HAHAHA
but of course if that happened to you you would go into shock and die.
so er. haha not very nice.
plus she told us that when actors bleed from the head
like trickle down the side of the head kinda thing
its like not serious
like fake one you know!
cos its like it only burst one of the capillaries that's at the skull!
which is not very important
hahaha so its like FAKE!! get it.
heh.

anyway
during the interval between chinese
(chinese where we saw this guy on the newspaper talking about his teacher, the guy being some actor, who's from hc! ohmygosh. unbelievable. a hc guy became an ACTOR WHO'S ACTUALLY QUITE HOT! UNBELIVABLE! he is bengish looking though :/ got tattoo somemore leh!)
haha okay moving on
interval between chinese and CME
we were talking about super big boobs!
i have no idea who started it! according to shiqi it was me :/
so it must have been me!
and we were like talking about all the ridiculous things that could happen if your boobs were WAYYYYYY too big
like during tests can use as table
or you can cheat by stuffing notes in between your boobs! and no one will check
or when you bathe the time need a LOT of soap
or you'll be like hunch back all the time cos your boobs are too heavy for you to stand straight
or when you run the time you'll run really fast cos you're trying to catch your balance all the time
or when you kayak and you fall into the water you'll get fish stuck in between them!
and when you do inclined pull ups you have to hang your boobs over the bar
AHAHAHAHAHA
i laugh untill cannot stop
total hysterics
the 3 of us
(shiqi, yuxuan and me)
wl laugh and laugh and laugh
(i was already banging the table cos i was laughing too hard)
and only stopped when shiqi said dandan was here
hahaha

and during CME
WDD (wangdandan according to kelly) was trying to illustrate her point about biasness!
and she only gave all the short hair people sweets T.T (to cut a long story short)
hahah
and then when JF tried to drink my milo (she has short hair) i was like "no! you got sweet already i dont want to give you!" and then i went, to rena, "na rena you can drink :D:D"
cos rena has long hair and like me, did not get a sweet!
hehehe.
lalala~ JF is still sorta obsessed with BL
tsktsk huh.
but haha he's not bad looking. for a hc guy.
but i think i like the pool more than him HAHAHA

kk im hungry
didnt have appetite just now
cos i was thinking about some... stuff on the bus
was a triffle emo but its nothing i cant overcome.
i am strong.

xxxxxx

( Run to the city. )