Monday, October 06, 2008
6:01 AM ●

y'know
i dont get why i run into the weirdest people on the bus
its like all the freaks are attracted to me!
what is wrong with this world.

anyway
i got on the bus and sat next to this grandpa
then when i sat down he picked up my furry totoro and looked at it
i was like "hm do people usually touch other people's things i dont think so"
then okay nevermind
he's a grandpa!
forgive him.

so neverminddd
then i took out my ipod and was about to stick my earphones in my ear
and then he went and asked "shi bu shi radio?"
then i was like "oh bu shi, shi mp3"
and he took my one earplug and stuck it in HIS ear
WTH!
gross.
okay nevermind
then he was like "mei you shen ying de"
(i hadnt switched it on yet)
then okay he plucked it out and tried to stick it in my ear
without success.
ow.
anyway
then he went "ORHHH shi M-P-P"
and with EACH. AND. EVERY. P. HE SPRAYED ME WITH SPIT.
marvelous.
i was like (to myself)
"say it, dont spray it grandpa."

seriously gross.
okay i wiped grandpa spit from my face
and turned on the volume on my earphones
and then he continued talking
and then the ny girls standing beside me
were like trying not to laugh
and then she was like (in sign language) "do you know him?"
and then i leaned towards her and said
"i have no idea who he is."

the poor guy was under the impression that i was his daughter or something
then my name was some nan hong xing xing.
wthhhh.
and then he went on and said to the ny girls standing next to me
"ni men bu ke yi qi fu ta"
blahblah and so on.
then we were pretending to know what he was talking about and nodding at appropriate places when we were actually clueless.
and also trying very hard not to laugh

THANKFULLY
he got off at the bukit timah food centre stop
and then he got up and went like "yao ting hua blahblah"
repeated it TWO EXCRUCIATING TIMES
before he finally got off
and then i turned around and saw people giving him weird looks
and then some lady smiling/grinning away like mad
hurhur.

ohwells.

and on the way back
like walking back
this guy came to me and asked me in CHINESE
how much would a smile cost
it was some sorta project apparently
and he was explaining everything in chinese.
goodness.
but i understood!
yay i rock heehee.
and then i told him
a million dollars.
or something that cannot be bought.
blahblah.
then i gave him 4 bucks for a good cause!
and then he was smiling away happily and when i walked away he was like "yao zi de duo xiao yi dian hor!" *waves*
and it was so freaking cute/sincere that i started laughing and waved back

and then walked back
and got SOAKED.
thanks to rain. (no not the singer)
and then there was this one section where the water was like river please
and then water was at least 7 cm deep
which is quite deep if you ask me
plus the water was rushing along like crazy
like rapids!

i waded through and got my shoes soaked >(
my toes were squishing through my shoes/socks.
yucks.
then i was being a nice person and clearing the drain!
cos the drain hole thingo was blocked by TONS of grass and twigs
SO
since my feet were already so wet
i decided not to care and just stepped into the whole river
boy is the water cold.
then i used my foot and nudged away the blah so the water could actually go into the drain!
and not rush along like rapids
(weirdly enough i was totally intrigued by all the water, it was a lot of water!)
and i kept staring at it
mesmerizingggg @.@
heehee.

i finally tore myself away from all the water and went home (:

the end ^^

xxxxxx

( Run to the city. )